As some of you know, sometime around 2014 dERp posted a picture of herself to me. She asked if I liked it. I insisted that she take the image down for her own safety. She argued, but eventually she complied. Time passed and for some previously unexplained reason, she denied ever posting a picture to me. This morning the reason for her denial became apparent.
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(To set the proper tone for this post, click the link below and let it play as you continue to read.)
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Can't Stop Laughing
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O H
M Y
G A W D !
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That's what this has been all about? For all of these years?
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I NEVER knew!
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dERp was (and apparently still is) insecure because PJ4 is prettier than her?!?
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(wheeze)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
(gasp)bwaaaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaaha
(deep convulsive breath)BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...
hahahaha..haha...hahahh..ha...
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Quiddit Will! I need to breath!!!!!
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This explains so many things!
1.) Why dERp posted the image to me in the first place. I never caught on.
2.) Why she asked me, "Do you like my pict?"
3.) Why she made that particular "Peace" with me.
4.) Why she started denying she posted the pic to me years later!
5.) Why she chose an image with her best catch-me-f**k-me look!<b>
6.) Why she later denied posting her "Come Hither" pic to me!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!
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dERp was crushing on me!
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Sheesh Will, you better be careful. I never knew she posted that picture to you too. You know how obsessive she can be.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!
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T H A N K
Y O U
W I L L !
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You absolutely made my morning!
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Gotta fly!
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