Would You Rather...

have all traffic lights you approach be green and never have to stop:

                     Or, have to stand in a long line

Dumb Customers

The customer isn't always right.

This customer returned a Lego set for the dumbest reason possible:

The dog owner who left something important behind:

This customer asked for the impossible when requesting a delivery:

This customer didn't know how expiry dates worked:

All these Chipotle customers who had no idea what a bay leaf was:

This Amazon customer who asked a pointless question:

This shopper who took the whole cart stand:

This customer who should have double-checked his pizza: