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Sunday, 8 February 2026

HAVE YOU EVER INSERTED A BOMB IN YOUR ANUS OR IS THIS JUST A FRENCH THING?


 A frenchman walked into a hospital in France with an 8-inch world war one bomb in his anus which was found out to still be live and the hospital had to be evacuated, obviously he got confused about what a good bang means.

I suppose he could have mistaken it for a dildo but dildos aren't usually made of metal though I'm not an expert in this matter so I'll have to ask Ursa he might know.

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