Well I hope you’re all satisfied! Poor China told us that their balloon flying in our airspace was merely a civilian airship used for weather research. I thought that was damn nice of them helping us check out our weather but no, you people asked-nay, demanded that it be shot down. That’s the thanks China gets for offering us the milk of human kindness so don’t expect any more favors from them in the future.
Ungrateful, that’s what!
-Drifter