Women Of Song

 Today we will begin this thread listening to songs named after women. It's like a theme thing, right? lol

Of course, all songs are welcome. And memes...and gifs...and silly jokes and stories and more songs. 

Relax and enjoy the day! 

Ok, now for the best part...the rules.

1. No politics

2. No religion

3. No fighting

4. Clover and I will be using our most extraordinary mod powers for the rule breakers! 

Donald Trump Buffalo spared from EID sacrifice in Bangladesh.

A Buffalo named Donald Trump for it's blond tuft has been spared from Eid al-Adha sacrifice after a last minute government intervention.

The rare albino, weighing nearly 700 kg had already been sold to a ritual slaughter.

But a home ministry official said on Wednesday that authorities had stepped in, citing safety concerns, following a surge of public interest ahead of Thursday festival.

The home minister ordered the Buffalo spared and the buyer refunded.

I'm guessing the public were just looking forward to the killing because of the animals nickname.

I'm sure that wouldn't be the case with Americans or would it?

CAN ATHEISTS BE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN A GOD TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING?

 So this is a thread for a mass debate about religion of course you can talk about anything you want.

On a more important note I've backed Japan to win the world cup,win and place. The odds are 50/1 to win and 25/1 to reach the final. it's a bit of a longshot but I'm very impressed with this Japanese team.

HOT HOT HOT

 The weather in London this weekend is going to be Sunny and 90F. This is very unusual for us and even though shops have air conditioning we don't have it in our homes because this hot weather is very unusual so it's going to be a bit of a bastard but I'd rather this than freezing cold weather.

Maybe you Americans can give us some tips on how to stay cool.

Laurel And Hardy

Just recently I've been watching Laurel and Hardy films again and I think they are the greatest comedy duo of all time. It's incredible that some of these films are now 100 years old and still so funny and will still be watched in another 100 years. 

Of course there are many great comedians out there but will they still be funny in one hundred years time?

So let's have a comedy special and post your favourite funny stuff but if you want to carry on talking shit to each other or talk about politics and how great God is that's fine as well.
 

KING CHARLES THE THIRD ARRIVES IN AMERICA

 Diplomatic relations are strained between the USA and UK at the moment and Charles will try and help improve things with his visit but what should Charles apologize for.

1. Prince Harry

2.Meghan Markle

3. Prince Andrew

4.Keir Starmer 

Do you have any other suggestions?

Should Trump apologize for anything?

THE POPE SAID NO.

 As we know Christians are under attack from Muslims in many parts of the world. One place this is particularly bad is West Africa where thousands of Catholics are being massacred by Muslims.

So Erik Prince a former Seal and Catholic now boss of Blackwater which is an integrated private military went to see the Pope and his mafia and said if you fund us ( because the Vatican has lots of money) we will send a force to West Africa to protect the Catholics and the Pope said no.

As God isn't protecting the Catholics do you think it was right or wrong of the Pope to not want to protect the Catholics?

WHO THINKS RELIGION IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS?

THE GOD PEOPLE ARGUE THAT LIFE MUST HAVE BEEN CREATED BECAUSE IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT BUT THAT'S NOT PROOF OF A GOD BECAUSE YOU COULD ARGUE A GROUP OF ALIENS CREATED EVERYTHING BUT THEN THEY WOULD SAY BUT WHERE DID THE ALIENS COME FROM   AND I WOULD SAY WHERE DID GOD COME FROM.

ALSO THE BIBLE IS FULL OF CONTRADITIONS AND FULL OF FALSE FACTS, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE WORD OF GOD BUT GOD  AT THE TIME DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT TOOK BILLIONS OF YEARS FOR THE UNIVERSE TO FORM AND BILLIONS OF YEARS FOR THE EARTH TO BECOME A LIVEABLE PLANET NOT SIX DAYS AND NIGHTS IS ONE

 EXAMPLE OF THE BULLSHIT IN THE BIBLE.

LET THE DEBATE BEGIN.

 

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF EUROPEANS HADN'T COLONIZED AMERICA?

 Indigenous people would have continued to develop and as the Native population increased they would be  forming trading partners. The Native American population would have controlled the Continent and the scale of disease from immigrants would have happened at a much slower rate though they would always been susceptible to European diseases but at the slower rate.

One interesting fact is there would have been no horses which were introduced by the Europeans though at a later date they may have been introduced at some stage. there were horses in North America but they had become extinct.

I think America would be very similar to India today in terms of advancement and technology unless Hitler had invaded and taken over America

There would have been no Atlantic slave trade and possibly without Americas help Hitler may have conquered Britain and gone on to world domination.

There's lots of other possibilities to what America would have looked like today would do you think?

HAS TRUMP FUCKED UP IN IRAN?

 SO A SIMPLE THREAD TODAY HAS TRUMP FUCKED UP IRAN OR WILL THE WORLD BE A BETTER PLACE WHEN AMERICA ENDS IT'S BOMBING CAMPAIGN.

THIS OP IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PAUL THE UNITARD.

FOOTBALL WORLD CUP 2026

 Reading that Ursa's son has made the football team (I'll translate for Americans so it's a soccer team ) reminded me that the world cup in America Mexico and Canada in June is not far away.

Spain are favourites to win with England second favourites, the United States of America are 100/1 to win.

Of course we might have our very own reporter on the ground in Camilla who is going if Italy qualify they have a play off to reach the final.

I don't think Iran will be taking part. The very first game will be Mexico vs South Africa on the 11th of June.

The world cup will only take place if WW3 hasn't started.