THOT's gangbanger's ball NYE 2023!!

 

Imma getting up onna duh stage right now we are going to party like rock stars tonight!! 

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry Kittie......LOL. Xoxox.

Spooky Halloween thread at Paul's!

 

A evil spirit (goblin) stole the local covens broom and banished her familiar to the rooftop of it's haunted house. Warding prevents her from entering. She needs help to rescue her kittie. Trapped on the roof's balcony. Can you answer a serious of Halloween related questions placed in spooky places inside of this evil spirits haunted house? Recover her broom? So she can sweep out the evil spirits and fly onto the roof to rescue her kittie and receive a reward?

Covert Paul's Funny Animal Memes Contest. Holiday special.

 Molly is the winner! Her meme "Cat and bun bun" goes into the top of the OP!

Total war!

#memewar2023

Lol

Hi meme warriors,

The rules.

This is a contest. A mighty mean meme war like no other!! The winner gets their image into the top spot in the OP. And bragging rights. The losers go home. Beaten broken and bawling. One more thing. @sagegrousecommunity will choose the winner Monday. Once a winner has been chosen. Any MOD can feature a runner up.

No more rules.

Make no mistake. This is the no holds barred, shock -N- awe, ground and pound. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Give me liberty or give me death. Aces high dogfight. Do or die. Poke in the eye. Take no prisoners. Trench warfare of all the meme wars. This is the one you've been waiting for. This is i, Brian in the Park's, Funny animal memes contest at Covert Paul's blog. There can be only one supreme meme. Make sure it's yours.

Tonight's theme. Working animals. 

Winner picked Monday afternoon PST.

Lol cya Coverter's.

THOT's gangbanger's ball

 

Awe man imma be couped up in here due to rising food and fuel prices. So we gonna cook us some home chef three course meal hear?

Appetizer. Risotto. 

Main course. Salmon.

 

and a desert.

No kat food!! imma been practicing. That way we can afford my bubbly otherwise imma have to strraight start slappin a fool up in Muh ballroom.

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry Kittie......LOL. Xoxox.

THOT's gangbanger's ball

 

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry Kittie......LOL. xoxox.

DUI suspect in Colorado reportedly tried to switch seats with his dog when pulled over by police

 This guy is so low he tried to blame his best friend!

Posted by Drifter

SPRINGFIELD, Colo. (KKTV) - It appears a man suspected of DUI in Colorado was trying to get out of the charges by putting his dog behind the wheel of the car he was driving.

The Springfield Police Department (SPD) shared details for the odd incident on their Facebook page. According to police, the suspect was pulled over in the Springfield area on the south side of Colorado at about 11:30 on Saturday night. The driver was reportedly driving 52 MPH in a 30 MPH zone.

“The driver attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat, as the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process,” part of a post by Springfield Police reads. “The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving. The male party showed clear signs of intoxication and when asked about his alcohol consumption the male party ran from the Officer. The male party was apprehended quickly within about 20 yards of the vehicle.”

Police add the suspect had two active warrants for his arrest out of Pueblo, they didn’t identify the suspect in their post. The suspect was charged with DUI, speeding, resisting arrest, and driving under suspension.

Police provided an update stating, “the dog was given to an acquaintance of the driver to take care of while the party was in jail. The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning.”

KKTV 11 News has reached out to Springfield Police for more on the case.

THOT's gangbanger's ball

 

Imma know we never relaxed or tried to relieve stress and pressure here in Muh ballroom. Let's try it once.

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry Kittie......LOL. xoxox.

The TRUTH About Female Educators

 If you think socialism is the answer you’re not going to like this.

Posted by Drifter

Funny moment Biden barked at by Irish president's massive dog

THOT's gangbanger's ball

Hank 3 LOLS.

Rapture LOLS.

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry Kittie......LOL. Xoxox.

The Only Secret Recording of Hitler's Normal Voice | The Hitler-Mannerheim recording

"I Am A White Man And I'm Sorry"

 

Here’s a catchy tune for you!

 

=Drifter

Ingrates!

 Well I hope you’re all satisfied! Poor China told us that their balloon flying in our airspace was merely a civilian airship used for weather research. I thought that was damn nice of them helping us check out our weather but no, you people asked-nay, demanded that it be shot down. That’s the thanks China gets for offering us the milk of human kindness so don’t expect any more favors from them in the future.

Ungrateful, that’s what!

 

-Drifter

Doomsday Clock Moves to 90 Seconds to Midnight

 The majority of us hope that cooler heads will prevail.

 

-Drifter

In Remembrance of Jeff Beck

 

They say if there is rock n’ roll in heaven they’ve got one hell of a band. I was saddened to learn that Jeff Beck has passed away on Tuesday, January 10 at age 78.

From BBC Music Correspondent Mark Savage:

Jeff Beck, one of the most influential rock guitarists of all time, has died at the age of 78.

The British musician rose to fame as part of the Yardbirds, where he replaced Eric Clapton, before forming the Jeff Beck group with Rod Stewart.

His tone, presence and, above all, volume redefined guitar music in the 1960s, and influenced movements like heavy metal, jazz-rock and even punk.

Beck's death was confirmed on his official Twitter page.

 "On behalf of his family, it is with deep and profound sadness that we share the news of Jeff Beck's passing," the statement said.

"After suddenly contracting bacterial meningitis, he peacefully passed away yesterday. His family ask for privacy while they process this tremendous loss."

Speaking when he was inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for the second time in 2009, Beck - said: "I play the way I do because it allows me to come up with the sickest sounds possible."

"That's the point now, isn't it? I don't care about the rules.

"In fact, if I don't break the rules at least 10 times in every song, then I'm not doing my job properly."

'Six-stringed warrior'

Responding to news of his death, singer Sir Rod Stewart called Beck "the greatest".

Posting a picture of the pair together on Instagram, he wrote: "Jeff Beck was on another planet. He took me and Ronnie Wood to the USA in the late 60s in his band the Jeff Beck Group and we haven't looked back since.

"He was one of the few guitarists that when playing live would actually listen to me sing and respond. Jeff, you were the greatest, my man. Thank you for everything. RIP."

US rock band Hollywood Vampires, comprising Johnny Depp, Alice Cooper, Joe Perry and Tommy Henriksen, also saluted "the passing of our dear friend and guitar legend".

"Jeff's incredible musicianship and passion for guitar has been an inspiration to us all," the band wrote. "He was a true innovator and his legacy will live on through his music. Rest in peace, Jeff."

Rock singer and guitarist Eric Clapton simply tweeted: "'Always and ever'…….. ec".

Elsewhere, Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page paid tribute to Beck as "the six-stringed warrior" and praised his "apparently limitless" musical imagination which could "channel music from the ethereal".

In another rock tribute, Rolling Stones frontman Sir Mick Jagger shared a video of the pair playing together, saying music had lost "one of the greatest guitar players in the world" and "we will all miss him so much".

Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne said it had been "such an honour" to know and play with Beck, adding: "I can't express how saddened I am..."

And Queen guitarist Sir Brian May said he was lost for words, but called Beck "the absolute pinnacle of guitar playing" and a "damn fine human being".

Members of Kiss, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley, also expressed their shock.

Simmons called the news "heartbreaking", while Stanley said he had "blazed a trail impossible to follow. Play on now and forever".

Singer Paul Young added in a Twitter post: "He was loved by everyone in the know; the guitarists' guitarist!"

 

Born Geoffrey Arnold Beck in Wallington, Surrey, the musician fell in love with Rock and Roll as a child, and built his first guitar as a teenager.

"The guy next door said, 'I'll build you a solid body guitar for five pounds'," he later told Rock Cellar Magazine. "Five pounds, which to me was 500 back then [so] I went ahead and did it [myself].

"The first one I built was in 1956, because Elvis was out, and everything that you heard about pop music was guitar. And then I got fascinated. I'm sure the same goes for lots of people."

After a short stint at Wimbledon Art College, he left to play with shock-rocker Screaming Lord Sutch and the Tridents.

When Eric Clapton left the Yardbirds in 1965, Jimmy Page suggested hiring Beck - and he went on to play on hits like I'm A Man and Shapes Of Things, where his pioneering use of feedback influenced musicians like Paul McCartney and Jimi Hendrix.

"That [technique] came as an accident," he later told BBC Radio 2's Johnnie Walker.

"We played larger venues, around about '64-'65, and the PA was inadequate. So we cranked up the level and then found out that feedback would happen.

"I started using it because it was controllable - you could play tunes with it. I did this once at Staines Town Hall with the Yardbirds and afterwards, this guy says, 'You know that funny noise that wasn't supposed to be there? I'd keep that in if I were you.'

"So I said, 'It was deliberate mate. Go away'."

Going instrumental

The guitarist stayed with the Yardbirds for nearly two years, before declaring he was quitting music altogether and releasing his first solo single Hi Ho Silver Lining.

However, he quickly returned with the Jeff Beck Band, whose first two albums Truth (1968) and Beck-Ola (1969), took a ferocious approach to the blues that laid the groundwork for heavy metal.

But the band were unhappy - with a US tour regularly descending into arguments and physical fights.

Singer Rod Stewart and bassist Ronnie Wood quit in 1970 to join the Small Faces (later The Faces), and when Beck was injured in a car accident, he had to put his career on hold.

When he recovered, Beck assembled a second line-up of his band but their albums were commercially unsuccessful and Beck went solo in 1975.

That year, he recorded an album, Blow By Blow, with Beatles producer George Martin. Entirely instrumental, Beck's lyrical, mellifluous guitar playing essentially replaced the parts of a lead vocalist, an approach he would take for most of the rest of his career.

Blow By Blow made the US top 10 and was awarded a platinum disc, and Beck quickly followed it up with 1976's Wired (also produced by George Martin) and the 1997 concert album Jeff Beck With The Jan Hammer Group Live.

After the tour documented on the album, the musician retired to his estate outside of London and remained quiet for three years.

"The pitch I play at is so intense that I just can't do it every night," he later explained.

The 1980s saw him collaborate with Nile Rodgers on an album called Flash, which contained his first hit single - a cover of Curtis Mayfield's People Get Ready with Rod Stewart on lead vocals - and earned him a Grammy Award.

In 1987, he played on Mick Jagger's solo album Primitive Cool, and continued to work with artists like Roger Waters and Jon Bon Jovi in the 1990s, as well as contributing to Hans Zimmer's score for the Tom Cruise movie Days Of Thunder.

 But his solo output slowed down, until the release of 1999's You Had It Coming, featuring Imogen Heap on vocals, followed in 2003 by an album he simply called Jeff.

Around this time, he started incorporating more electronic and hip-hop elements to his music; culminating in his fourth Grammy victory for the tempestuous, shape-shifting instrumental Plan B.

He toured extensively in the 2010s, including a joint-headline venture with Beach Boy Brian Wilson.

The duo had hoped to record together but those plans fell apart. Instead, Beck ended up befriending actor Johnny Depp, with whom he released a full-length album, 18, in 2022.

But the musician's legacy lies in the balance between the fluidity and aggression of his playing, his technical brilliance equalled only by his love of ear-crunching dissonance.

"It's like he's saying, 'I'm Jeff Beck. I'm right here. And you can't ignore me'," wrote Mike Campbell of the Heartbreakers in an essay for Rolling Stone's Greatest Guitar Players of All Time, where Beck placed seventh.

"Even in the Yardbirds, he had a tone that was melodic but in-your-face - bright, urgent and edgy, but sweet at the same time. You could tell he was a serious player, and he was going for it. He was not holding back."

"He'd just keep getting better and better," Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page once recalled. "And he leaves us, mere mortals".

Posted by Drifter