Molly's Mash Ups!

                                So snap your fingers! 

                                       And tap your toes! 


         
                Without Further Ado, Play your favorite tunes! 

Novelty Toilet Roll Cakes Keep Finnish Baker In Business

A quick-thinking Helsinki bakery has saved itself from financial ruin due to the 
coronavirus pandemic by creating a cake that looks like a toilet roll.

The dismayed staff at the Ronttosrouva bakery found all their orders cancelled last 
month,at the same time as panicked consumers began to hoard toilet roll. This sparked
the idea of a toilet roll cake made of oat butter,passion fruit mousse and covered with 
white fondant.

The first five cakes sold within an hour,baker Uliana Timofeeva told reporters,and 
the cakes became a social media hit.

The bakery now has hundred of orders and its owner Saana Lampinen has even 
been able to hire two extra people to her 9-member team.

"For us it's a game changer and I am relived because I know all my employees 
are safe for months now,"she said.

Bad Songs

What song would you pay money to never hear again?
I did some research on this and was amazed at the number of bad songs. LOL

The Police...Mother


Pearl Jam...Bugs


Might As Well Get Juiced...Rolling Stones


Let's hear your favorite bad songs! 

Bad Days Happen 2

A dERpy Truth is Finally Revealed!

May 9, 2020.  Shep S.

As some of you know, sometime around 2014 dERp posted a picture of herself to me.  She asked if I liked it.   I insisted that she take the image down for her own safety.  She argued, but eventually she complied. Time passed and for some previously unexplained reason, she denied ever posting a picture to me.  This morning the reason for her denial became apparent.
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(To set the proper tone for this post, click the link below and let it play as you continue to read.)
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Can't Stop Laughing
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O H
M Y
G A W D !
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That's what this has been all about?  For all of these years?
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I NEVER knew!
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dERp was (and apparently still is) insecure because PJ4 is prettier than her?!?
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(wheeze)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
(gasp)bwaaaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaaha
(deep convulsive breath)BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...
hahahaha..haha...hahahh..ha...
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Quiddit Will!  I need to breath!!!!!
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This explains so many things!
1.)  Why dERp posted the image to me in the first place.  I never caught on.
2.)  Why she asked me, "Do you like my pict?"
3.)  Why she made that particular "Peace" with me.
4.)  Why she started denying she posted the pic to me years later!
5.)  Why she chose an image with her best catch-me-f**k-me look!<b>
6.)  Why she later denied posting her "Come Hither" pic to me!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!
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dERp was crushing on me!
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Sheesh Will, you better be careful.  I never knew she posted that picture to you too.  You know how obsessive she can be.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!
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T H A N K
Y O U
W I L L !
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You absolutely made my morning!
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Gotta fly!

Alex Jones Says He's Considering Eating Neighbours If COVID-19 Lockdown Continues

Think you're going stir crazy from the coronavirus lockdown? Conspiracy theorist Alex 
Jones can probably top any disturbing thoughts you might be having.

He said on his radio talk show he's willing to go full cannibal.

If COVID-19 shutdowns continue,he said,he has "extrapolated this out" and may have 
to resort to drastic and disgusting methods of survival.

"I'll admit it. I will eat my neighbours," Jones said,predicting a dystopian future 
plagued by food shortages.

"I won't have to for a few years 'cause I got food and stuff--but I'm literally looking 
at my neighbours now and going, I'm ready to hang'em up gut'em and skin'em. My 
daughters aren't starving to death. I will eat my neighbours. ...I will."

Although Jones' admissions could make neighbourhood watch meetings awkward, 
he says he plans on gobbling "Globalists"who imposed the lockdown first.

"You think I like sizing up my neighbour?! Jones said. "I'm going to haul him up 
by a chain and chop his ass up! I'll do it! My children aren't going hungry! I'll eat 
your ass! And that's what I want the globalists to know--I will eat your ass first!"

Tourist Scams All Over The World

'Darth Vader' Enforces Coronavirus Lockdown In Philippines Villages

Dressed as 'Star Wars' characters,local officials in the Philippines are out and about 
to enforce strict quarantine measures while also handing out relief packages.

With Darth Vader and Stormtrooper outfits made from rubber mats and old plastic,
the youth leaders catch the attention of villagers on the outskirts of Manila,who 
are then reminded to stay indoors.

"We tell residents off who still go outdoors without the proper quarantine passes 
needed and also those that do not wear face masks. We make sure the government 
guidelines are properly followed,"Muriel Baldago,an elected official dressed in a 
stormtroopers costume,told reporters.

His get-up is greeted with smiles and offers villagers a little distraction from the 
outbreak.

On May 4, also known as "Star Wars" Day and celebrated worldwide by fans 
government workers in costume also rode small wooded boats to distribute relief 
packs containing rice and canned goods in a nearby coastal neighbourhood.

Going To the Dog Park

My favorite Sunday night show is America's Funniest Videos. My favorite segment is Going to the Dog Park Let's share our favorite and funniest stories about our pets...not just dogs.






Happy Cinco de Mayo!! 

Enjoy! 

Mum Drinks Sperm Smoothies To Fight Off Coronavirus

A mother of two believes that drinking smoothies with a shot of sperm has boosted her 
immune system and helped fight off coronavirus.

Tracy Kiss,32,says she's not had a cold or flu for three years because of her 
concoction which is made using donations from her boyfriend and she takes 
three shots a week.

Tracy,a personal trainer from Aylesbury,England,said:'I found a vegan-friendly 
alternative method to boost the body's immune system. You don't always know 
what is in pharmaceutical medicines-it is much better for the body to drink 
something that doesn't contain chemicals.

It isn't much different to a mother breastfeeding her newborn to give them the 
nutrients they need. It isn't for everyone but it is packed full of vitamins and I 
haven't had a cold or flu ever since drinking it in 2017-I also put it on my face 
to clear up my skin.

The remedy has not been verified by the World Health Organisation.

Tracy continued:'It's best to consume semen as close to production as possible 
to get the most nutrients and benefits .

'But I often store sperm in the freezer as my partner and I are in a long distance 
relationship.

'The quantity depends on how hydrated my boyfriend is on the day. I sometimes 
have a shot or disguise the taste in a smoothie with fresh berries and bananas.

She adds:' The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon when 
you have a sore throat.

'It's just a natural remedy that's completely free- You don't have to have a partner 
you could ask a male friend to provide some.

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