In this day and age of dating sites to find a partner, there's another choice...Catfishing! I've been catfishing for years on disqus. I'll share my secrets with you and you too can become a Catfisher. Let's begin:
1. Create a fake identity online.
2. Create a disqus account.
3. Wander around sites where conservative men hang out and study them.
4. When you find an interesting conservative man, become his friend. Use your womanly wiles to bring him into your web. If he starts professing his love for you, you've hooked him!
5. At some point, offer him money just to help him out. You're pretending to be a generous and loving woman. If he refuses it, even better!
6. Then start being rude to other conservative men. When they yell at you, go to your new beau and tell him men are being mean to you. If he white knights for you, you know you've got your man!
7. If your new beau starts catching on, bail!
You'll have to take it from there ladies. I can't share ALL my secrets now. I have a book coming out about how to ensnare a conservative man on Disqus. From there you should be able to find your forever victim. ;)
A special nod to a couple swampers that gave me the idea to become a Catfishing author. Thank you ladies! You know who you are. ;);)
Feel free to share your ideas or if you have other suggestions on how to successfully catfish conservative men, I'm all ears. Guys, I'd love to hear from you too. I'd love your ideas on how to perfect my craft and share it with the ladies. Toodaloo!!
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