'Darth Vader' Enforces Coronavirus Lockdown In Philippines Villages

Dressed as 'Star Wars' characters,local officials in the Philippines are out and about 
to enforce strict quarantine measures while also handing out relief packages.

With Darth Vader and Stormtrooper outfits made from rubber mats and old plastic,
the youth leaders catch the attention of villagers on the outskirts of Manila,who 
are then reminded to stay indoors.

"We tell residents off who still go outdoors without the proper quarantine passes 
needed and also those that do not wear face masks. We make sure the government 
guidelines are properly followed,"Muriel Baldago,an elected official dressed in a 
stormtroopers costume,told reporters.

His get-up is greeted with smiles and offers villagers a little distraction from the 
outbreak.

On May 4, also known as "Star Wars" Day and celebrated worldwide by fans 
government workers in costume also rode small wooded boats to distribute relief 
packs containing rice and canned goods in a nearby coastal neighbourhood.

Going To the Dog Park

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Mum Drinks Sperm Smoothies To Fight Off Coronavirus

A mother of two believes that drinking smoothies with a shot of sperm has boosted her 
immune system and helped fight off coronavirus.

Tracy Kiss,32,says she's not had a cold or flu for three years because of her 
concoction which is made using donations from her boyfriend and she takes 
three shots a week.

Tracy,a personal trainer from Aylesbury,England,said:'I found a vegan-friendly 
alternative method to boost the body's immune system. You don't always know 
what is in pharmaceutical medicines-it is much better for the body to drink 
something that doesn't contain chemicals.

It isn't much different to a mother breastfeeding her newborn to give them the 
nutrients they need. It isn't for everyone but it is packed full of vitamins and I 
haven't had a cold or flu ever since drinking it in 2017-I also put it on my face 
to clear up my skin.

The remedy has not been verified by the World Health Organisation.

Tracy continued:'It's best to consume semen as close to production as possible 
to get the most nutrients and benefits .

'But I often store sperm in the freezer as my partner and I are in a long distance 
relationship.

'The quantity depends on how hydrated my boyfriend is on the day. I sometimes 
have a shot or disguise the taste in a smoothie with fresh berries and bananas.

She adds:' The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon when 
you have a sore throat.

'It's just a natural remedy that's completely free- You don't have to have a partner 
you could ask a male friend to provide some.

Saturday Pics

See The Inside Of Japanese Love Hotels

Japanese "love hotels" have become very popular. Over 40,000 of them exist today 
and people are putting them to good use. When couples want to get romantic these 
are the rooms they rent.

Would You Rather...

have all traffic lights you approach be green and never have to stop:

                     Or, have to stand in a long line

Dumb Customers

The customer isn't always right.

This customer returned a Lego set for the dumbest reason possible:

The dog owner who left something important behind:

This customer asked for the impossible when requesting a delivery:

This customer didn't know how expiry dates worked:

All these Chipotle customers who had no idea what a bay leaf was:

This Amazon customer who asked a pointless question:

This shopper who took the whole cart stand:

This customer who should have double-checked his pizza:

Some coronavirus funnies