Mum Drinks Sperm Smoothies To Fight Off Coronavirus

A mother of two believes that drinking smoothies with a shot of sperm has boosted her 
immune system and helped fight off coronavirus.

Tracy Kiss,32,says she's not had a cold or flu for three years because of her 
concoction which is made using donations from her boyfriend and she takes 
three shots a week.

Tracy,a personal trainer from Aylesbury,England,said:'I found a vegan-friendly 
alternative method to boost the body's immune system. You don't always know 
what is in pharmaceutical medicines-it is much better for the body to drink 
something that doesn't contain chemicals.

It isn't much different to a mother breastfeeding her newborn to give them the 
nutrients they need. It isn't for everyone but it is packed full of vitamins and I 
haven't had a cold or flu ever since drinking it in 2017-I also put it on my face 
to clear up my skin.

The remedy has not been verified by the World Health Organisation.

Tracy continued:'It's best to consume semen as close to production as possible 
to get the most nutrients and benefits .

'But I often store sperm in the freezer as my partner and I are in a long distance 
relationship.

'The quantity depends on how hydrated my boyfriend is on the day. I sometimes 
have a shot or disguise the taste in a smoothie with fresh berries and bananas.

She adds:' The smoothies aren't any different to drinking honey and lemon when 
you have a sore throat.

'It's just a natural remedy that's completely free- You don't have to have a partner 
you could ask a male friend to provide some.

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