Would You Rather...

have all traffic lights you approach be green and never have to stop:

                     Or, have to stand in a long line

Dumb Customers

The customer isn't always right.

This customer returned a Lego set for the dumbest reason possible:

The dog owner who left something important behind:

This customer asked for the impossible when requesting a delivery:

This customer didn't know how expiry dates worked:

All these Chipotle customers who had no idea what a bay leaf was:

This Amazon customer who asked a pointless question:

This shopper who took the whole cart stand:

This customer who should have double-checked his pizza:

Some coronavirus funnies

Funny animal memes monthly contest.

Total war!

#memewar2020

Lol

Hi meme warriors,

Desert Woman is the new King of memes. Winning with Miss Blanca consented to a massage, not to having the masseur try to fondle her boobies! Long may she reign!!

Four score and seven years ago we created a more perfect meme war. Lets celebrate the North America Mountain lion. Now extinct east of the Applications. Yes time for more cat fights.

The rules.

This is a contest. A mighty mean meme war like no other!! The winner gets their image into the top spot in the OP. And bragging rights. The losers go home. Beaten broken and bawling. One more thing. @sagegrousecommunity will choose the winner Sunday night. Once a winner has been chosen. Any MOD can feature a runner up.

No more rules.

Make no mistake. This is the no holds barred, shock -N- awe, ground and pound. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Give me liberty or give me death. Aces high dogfight. Do or die. Poke in the eye. Take no prisoners. Trench warfare of all the meme wars. This is the one you've been waiting for. This is i, Brian, in the Parks, Funny animal memes monthly contest at Covert Paul's blog. There can be only one supreme meme. Make sure it's yours.

CATS CATS and more CATS. It's a caterwauling catest? Here kitty kitty.

Winner picked Sunday afternoon PST.

Lol cya Coverter's.

COFFEE

Memories

What is one experience in your childhood that is first in your memory? 

           I loved to swim when I was younger. I took 
       swimming lessons my entire grade school years.

                   Those bike rides when we could bike all                                around town with no fears. Look ma no hands!

                             And then there's the stupid.

                                      My Favorite!!

Banned And Blocked By Eri

Boo hoo,eri banned me and blocked me for telling the truth and exposing 
her lies. 
Once you have caught eri out with her lies and hypocrisy she takes the cowards 
way out and bans and blocks you.
Eri doesn't just lie she is a lie.
Have you exposed eri's lies and bullshit and been banned for it?

Coronavirus: Man Forced To Isolate Alone In Ghost Town With Murderous Past After Being Snowed In

A man who bought a ghost town with a sinister past has been force to quarantine 
there after a snowstorm left him trapped.

Brent Underwood says he has been resorting to melting snow for water after his 
week-- long stay in Cerro Gordo,California,was unexpectedly and significantly 
prolonged by nationwide coronavirus lockdown measures.

He had arrived in good weather a month ago but four consecutive days of snow 
had left him stuck there in solitude ever since.

Brent Underwood(left)with caretaker Robert Desmarais who he was standing in 
for.

"I think one morning I woke up and saw the snow was over my truck and I 
thought 'what have I got myself into?" he said.

"I managed to calm myself down by the following day and decided I would just use 
my time here productively.

"I'm definitely socially isolating,at least."

Having bought the former mining town for $1.4 million in 2018,he had mainly 
left it in the hands of full-time caretaker of 21 years,Robert Desmarais.

It is 26 miles from the nearest grocery store,but four feet of snow means travelling 
any further than a few hundred yards is impossible.

He said: "apart from the ghosts and maybe a few bobcats,I'm alone".

While he has no more fresh food Mr Underwood said he had enough rice and 
tinned goods to survive until conditions improved.

A snowman made by Brent to help pass the time.

Corona Postponement

Is there anything in your life you had to postpone due to the corona virus? 

Maybe a trip to the hairdressers?

A trip to the dentist maybe?

Hospital treatment maybe?

Have you had to cancel a holiday?