You Can Kick People's Balls But You can't Touch Them.

Sports fans have been given guidance in the US about what is and isn't acceptable 
to do with someone else's balls,when you should get your own balls out and whose balls 
you can kick.

Laura Curran,a New York county executive,gave the advice earlier this month ahead 
of the opening of tennis courts. However,she was left a little red-faced after realising 
what she was saying was full of innuendo.

She said:Every player,unless they're from the same household,has to bring their own 
tennis balls so you don't touch other people's tennis balls with your hands. You can kick their balls but you can't touch them.

She then paused before continuing: 'I'm going to blush,sorry. Of course if you're playing with someone in your household you can touch those tennis balls.

'To avoid confusion between whose balls are whose you can use a marker like a Sharpie 
to mark out an x or put someone's initials on them.

Her colleagues found it equally amusing and could be heard tittering in the background 
as she delivered her press conference in Eisenhower Park,Nassau County.

THOT's Gangbanger's Ball

Four years ago this day. I created my only Disqus.com chan. The Sage Grouse community!! Today at least for me. Is a day of extreme pride and accomplishment. 500 posts over seventeen months of stomp -N- Marxist tail feathers. So many memories. So much time investment. So many SJW tears!! I'm looking back. For what could be the last time. I've misplaced many of the images and am not searching those archived folders either. Plus, Disqus is not what it was in 2016 for me!! Never will be again. With admiration for a job well done. Will play the two tunes most associated with the Sage Grouse community.

Nobody will ever do it better!!

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-The Sage Grouse community.

Seagull flies into woman's kitchen and vomits on kitchen table

This is the moment an unwanted avian visitor makes themselves at home in a woman's
house-before violently throwing up on the kitchen counter.

Video footage shows the seagull waltzing through a Brighton living room as seemingly 
terrified tenants Natalie Wattenbach,27, and Charlotte Morley,28,scream at it to leave.

The bird is seen waddling around to cries of 'get out!'before it flies across the living 
room,appearing to head to the garden door. But it then takes a detour to the kitchen 
counter and begins to gag. After being sick on the work surface it flies into the garden,
before being shooed away from the scene.

Recruitment worker,Natalie from Brighton,said her housemate was sick herself after 
seeing the 'grim',gloopy rice-like vomit left by 'Steven Seagull'.
She explained:We were on zoom to our friends doing a quiz when it just walked in. It's 
always staring at us from a fence in the garden.

'Our whole house is white so we thought it would just walk into the toilet or something 
like that.

'We were following it about because I was worried it would steal my love island water 
bottle or do something with the bottle of champagne.'

She continued: 'We were quite drunk at the time and we were just screaming. Our friends 
could see it from the laptop on the table,they were trying to film it all.

Charlotte ran to the toilet to be sick and I was left to clearing it up.

'It was just vile, It's hard to explain it but it was like gloopy rice.

'It took a good five minutes to clear up.

The footage was filmed during lockdown on,12th April but Natalie says the seagull has continued to look in on them ever since.

She continued:'We knew something would happen with that seagull.

'We know it's the same one because it's just so fat. We've actually named him 
Steven Seagull.

'He still sits on the fence looking at us but thankfully hasn't come back in.

Nurse reprimanded for wearing bikini under transparent PPE

A nurse in Russia has been given a telling-off for 'non-compliance with the requirements 
of medical clothing.

The unnamed nurse who is in her 20s was pictured in a coronavirus ward for male 
patients in Tula,120 miles south of Moscow,and the picture was spotted online by 
her bosses.

She was called in for a meeting where she said she was too hot wearing her normal 
uniform underneath the see-through plastic PPE she had been given. She also said 
she didn't realise how transparent the PPE was.

The regional health ministry said that 'a disciplinary sanction was applied to the 
nurse of the infectious diseases department who violated (uniform) requirements'.

A patient said there was no objection to her attire but there had been some 'embarrassment'.

Responding to local newspaper reports,readers said that she had shown a sense of 
humour while another woman said she had raised the patients mood.

The exact nature of her reprimand is unknown.

According to Worldometer, Russia has had 308,705 infections from coronavirus 
with 2,972 deaths  and 85,392 recoveries.

Some fear the statistics have been downplayed by authorities.

A New World

What would a world populated by clones of yourself be like?

What it means when you say "Literally"

Funny animal memes monthly contest.

Total war!

#memewar2020

Lol

Hi meme warriors,

Molly wins!! This time with Hedgehogs are so cute while being utterly fabulous in a bath!! May her reign as King of memes last forever!! Or at least until next month!!

The rules.

This is a contest. A mighty mean meme war like no other!! The winner gets their image into the top spot in the OP. And bragging rights. The losers go home. Beaten broken and bawling. One more thing. @sagegrousecommunity will choose the winner Sunday night. Once a winner has been chosen. Any MOD can feature a runner up.

No more rules.

Make no mistake. This is the no holds barred, shock -N- awe, ground and pound. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Give me liberty or give me death. Aces high dogfight. Do or die. Poke in the eye. Take no prisoners. Trench warfare of all the meme wars. This is the one you've been waiting for. This is i, Brian, in the Parks, Funny animal memes monthly contest at Covert Paul's blog. There can be only one supreme meme. Make sure it's yours.

Lets go head to head. Pugs v. bulldogs. Add in a side of hedgehogs just cuz. Funny, last Saturday I got called greenie at Bud's youtube channel. Add in any green animal just for old times.

Winner picked Sunday afternoon PST.

Lol cya Coverter's.

Molly's Mash Ups!

                                So snap your fingers! 

                                       And tap your toes! 


         
                Without Further Ado, Play your favorite tunes! 

Novelty Toilet Roll Cakes Keep Finnish Baker In Business

A quick-thinking Helsinki bakery has saved itself from financial ruin due to the 
coronavirus pandemic by creating a cake that looks like a toilet roll.

The dismayed staff at the Ronttosrouva bakery found all their orders cancelled last 
month,at the same time as panicked consumers began to hoard toilet roll. This sparked
the idea of a toilet roll cake made of oat butter,passion fruit mousse and covered with 
white fondant.

The first five cakes sold within an hour,baker Uliana Timofeeva told reporters,and 
the cakes became a social media hit.

The bakery now has hundred of orders and its owner Saana Lampinen has even 
been able to hire two extra people to her 9-member team.

"For us it's a game changer and I am relived because I know all my employees 
are safe for months now,"she said.

Bad Songs

What song would you pay money to never hear again?
I did some research on this and was amazed at the number of bad songs. LOL

The Police...Mother


Pearl Jam...Bugs


Might As Well Get Juiced...Rolling Stones


Let's hear your favorite bad songs! 

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