Why It's Better To Pretend You Know Nothing About Computers

Lyrics That Are So Cringey They Should Have Been Cut Out Of Songs.

"Hey Ya"- OutKast.

"Dark Horse"- Katy Perry ft. Juicy J.

"Air Hostess"- Busted.

"Money"- Cardi B.

"Love the way you lie"- Eminem ft. Rhianna.

"Marvin Gaye"- Charlie Putin ft.Meghan Trainor.

"Fireball"- Pitbull ft.John Ryan.

"Girls Like You"- Maroon 5 ft.Cardi B.

"Don't Trust Me"- 3OH!3.

"The Motto"- Drake ft.Lil Wayne.

"Whenever Wherever"- Shakira.

"Blah Blah Blah"- Kesha ft.30H!3.

Know any good ones?

Cows Kill More People Than Sharks

You've seen "Jaws."You know sharks can be deadly.But in reality 

they don't kill many people each year.

There are approximately five deaths caused by sharks annually,while 

horses kill about 20 people a year and cows kill about 22.

Crocodiles gobble up about 1000 people a year.

By spreading malaria,mosquitos kill hundreds of thousands more 

people than sharks do every year.

Deer also cause hundreds of deaths,mainly running in front of cars.

Funny animal memes monthly contest.

Total war!

#memewar2020

Lol

Hi meme warriors,

Molly is the new King of memes. Winning with Come at me Tom. Dethroning Paul and his bigly run as King of memes. Congratulations. 

So how about...........HM?...............We celebrate the year of the rat with Tom and Jerry type memes? Cats and mice meme warriors!! Or how about the reigning.... defending...... undisputed...... King of memes pick one? Paul. Teddy Bears for VD? If Paul picks something I'll add it down in the theme line. Otherwise GET PAUL!!!

The rules.

This is a contest. A mighty mean meme war like no other!! The winner gets their image into the top spot in the OP. And bragging rights. The losers go home. Beaten broken and bawling. One more thing. @sagegrousecommunity will choose the winner Sunday night. Once a winner has been chosen. Any MOD can feature a runner up.

No more rules.

Make no mistake. This is the no holds barred, shock -N- awe, ground and pound. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Give me liberty or give me death. Aces high dogfight. Do or die. Poke in the eye. Take no prisoners. Trench warfare of all the meme wars. This is the one you've been waiting for. This is i, Brian, in the Parks, Funny animal memes monthly contest at Covert Paul's blog. There can be only one supreme meme. Make sure it's yours.

Cats v. Mice!!

Winner picked Sunday afternoon PST.

PS Paul is still King of Memes? That shouldn't sit well with you!! Get Paul!!!

Lol cya Coverter's.

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines day to everyone.

A special mention to the Girls/Girly boys on ATDT who probably

don't celebrate Valentines day, due to the fact they are miserable bastards.

Who doesn't exaggerate sometimes.

Are you in for a special night tonight?

Must be talking about Gus.

Happy Valentines day Dan.

If you don't ask,you don't get.

Happy Valentines day ,ER!You'll meet someone else soon.

I'd almost forgotten about Jewish Jeff.

50% Of Britons And 60% Of Americans Take Their Phone To The Bathroom

Dropped Calls: The poll also found that 40% of people have dropped something 
down the toilet or sink.
Mobile phones and Jewellery are the most common items.
Money,keys,debit cards and watches have also suffered a similar fate.
25% of people who have dropped jewellery down the toilet were unable to retrieve it.
1 in 3 people have admitted to answering the phone while in the bathroom and 
44% of people have heard someone flushing the toilet while on the phone.

Nature or Nurture

There's always been much debate about nature or nurture...such as did that serial killer from your family become a serial killer because of how he was raised? Did he drag someone through the desert to bury her? 

Or with five kids in the family and one was gay? Is that nature or nurture?

What are your thoughts on nature or nurture? Does a leave it to Beaver

family change the DNA?