OBAMA SAYS ALIENS ARE REAL- BUT HE HASN'T SEEN ANY

On a recent podcast Obama said Aliens are real ,I don't think he was talking about illegal Aliens who we all know are real.

 He was talking about creatures that look like Bob but from another planet. He did say they aren't being kept at Area 51 but statistically they must exist, so I'm taking from that the US don't have any hidden away.

So do you believe in Aliens and have you ever seen one?

JESSE JACKSON HAS DIED AND SO HAS URSA'S CHANCES OF BEING A MOD

 

Jesse Jackson has died at the age of 84. I remember him in an episode of Lou Grant giving a motivation speech.

He fought for civil rights and especially for black people at a time when white men didn't like white women getting fucked by black men even though many white women loved to be fucked by a big beautiful black man with a big P-nice.

America use to be a very racist country and banned black people from white only spaces.

And now to Ursa. I considered making Ursa a mod but quite frankly he does associate with some strange people on another blog. So even though I like Ursa liking someone and trusting them are two different things, plus I only like to give mod positions to intellectuals yes it's true I did make Pony a mod once but that was because I felt sorry for him after he cried like a pussy when he lost his mod spot at Stan's.

So sorry Ursa but no can do.

AMERICAN POLITICS AND OTHER THINGS

 I'm staying out of this debate because I'm not American but politics seems to be the most popular subject. I'm British sort of even though I was born in Canada but having lived in the country that civilised the world for a long time I feel more British than Canadian.

So here's some questions.

1. Is Trump a good or bad President?

2.Who would you Democrats like to see as your next leader?

3. Who is the hottest woman in American politics?

4. Should Ursa be made a mod?

HAVE YOU EVER INSERTED A BOMB IN YOUR ANUS OR IS THIS JUST A FRENCH THING?

 A frenchman walked into a hospital in France with an 8-inch world war one bomb in his anus which was found out to still be live and the hospital had to be evacuated, obviously he got confused about what a good bang means.

I suppose he could have mistaken it for a dildo but dildos aren't usually made of metal though I'm not an expert in this matter so I'll have to ask Ursa he might know.

HOUSES

So it's that time of year again to renew my building insurance so I decided to have a survey to find out the rebuild cost and it came out as £786,545 this includes the demolition cost,legal fees and the complete rebuild because as you will know you insure the property for the rebuild cost not the value of the property.

This is  the cost of a 3 bedroom house in the part of London I live in . Other parts of the country you could probably have a six bedroom house built for that and I'm sure in some parts of America a small mansion.

It would be interesting to find out the value of property where you all live.

And now back to my favourite subject shops in Japan.