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Some Funny Lockdown Tweets

Just got this from my neighbour whose husband is doing some DIY.

When I asked my 95 year old neighbour if they needed any shopping,I wasn't 
expecting this.

Creative Ways Public Places Are Dealing With Coronavirus

This men's bathroom separated people who wash their hands from those 
who don't.

This elevator used toothpicks to avoid spreading germs by touching buttons.

Same with this tissue alternative.

This church held drive-thru confessions.

This bathroom locked it's toilet paper on the holder so no thieves could snatch it.

Same goes for these soap bottles.

This college created footprint markers to show it's students 
how to properly socially distance in elevators.

This McDonald's worker adapted the best he could.

This supermarket put out clear markers to show shoppers how to 
socially distance.

And lastly,this Starbucks offered up lyrics to sing while washing your hands.

Are These British Foods Yum Or Yuck?

Everyone loves Prawn cocktail crisps--or do they?

What do you think of sausage rolls?

Are you a fan of beans on toast?

What do you think of salad cream?

What do you think of liquorice allsorts?

Do you like hot buttered crumpets?

Any views on Brussels sprouts?

Do Scotch eggs do it for you?

Do you like Marmite on toast?

What are your feelings towards toad-in-the-hole?

What about a chip butty?

Do you like baked beans with little sausages in?

Blasts From the Past!

Let's venture into our pasts...our younger days of frivolity and when we felt immortal.

Did you take pills to make you high?

Or did you prefer the mellowness and aroma of pot?

Or did you prefer alcohol for your out of body experiences?

Funny animal memes monthly contest.

Total war!

#memewar2020

Lol

Hi meme warriors,

Paul is this month's winner with Juked out and leaving them in circles like crazy birds. Congratulations on another meme war win!! Paul is once again King of memes!!

The rules.

This is a contest. A mighty mean meme war like no other!! The winner gets their image into the top spot in the OP. And bragging rights. The losers go home. Beaten broken and bawling. One more thing. @sagegrousecommunity will choose the winner Sunday night. Once a winner has been chosen. Any MOD can feature a runner up.

No more rules.

Make no mistake. This is the no holds barred, shock -N- awe, ground and pound. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Give me liberty or give me death. Aces high dogfight. Do or die. Poke in the eye. Take no prisoners. Trench warfare of all the meme wars. This is the one you've been waiting for. This is i, Brian, in the Parks, Funny animal memes monthly contest at Covert Paul's blog. There can be only one supreme meme. Make sure it's yours.

Lot's of birds around. So many wild turkey's. I saw a awesome red hummingbird. The little black hooded chickadees are back. Lets do funny Bird memes again.

Winner picked Sunday afternoon PST.

Lol cya Coverter's.

Weekend Virus Open Thread

My street has formed it's own support group to help anybody who has to self-isolate.
With offers to do people's shopping, pick-up medicine and even walk the dog.
I've offered to help out as well with shopping and dog walking unless I die and then 
I won't be able too. 
All pubs ,restaurants and gyms etc,have now been ordered to close with the government offering to pay people 80% of the national wage over £20,000 a year.
I couldn't buy any fresh meat,milk,veg, bread or eggs today.The word on the street is 
you have to be at the shop at 7 am to be able to buy any fresh goods.
Markets seem to have a supply of fresh food at the moment if you hunt around.
How's things in your world?

On another note what would you do?

Have you seen much panic buying?

Wouldn't it be nice to get away from it all.

This is an open thread to post and talk about what you like.

If You Were...

                                     Looking for love in all the wrong                                                    places...where would you look? 




                Or looking for love in all the right places...where would                                                   you look? 



                            

THOT's Gangbanger's Ball

BEG!!

Imma not done yet. Those who have been comeing 'round nose that two from Rebel Son is better then one!!

LMFAO!!

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry kittie.....LOL. xoxox.

What Are Your Controversial Views On Popular Foods

I love food. You probably love food,too. But it's no secret that we 
all have different tastes-- even when it comes to the most popular 
foods of all time.

So we'd like to know:What are your controversial opinions about every ones 
favourite foods?

Maybe you're convinced that pineapple belongs on pizza,and you don't care 
what anyone else thinks!!!!!!!!

Perhaps you're fed up with people putting avocado on everything--especially 
toast.

Ketchup on hot dogs-- Yes or no?

It's time to speak the truth. In the comments below,tell us your most controversial 
opinions about a popular food.

Would You Rather

                                                Live in the Mountains

                                  Or  Live Seaside or Oceanside

THOT's Gangbanger's Ball

Sex Pistols in Muh ballroom. And we don't care!!

If you don't turn that up. You'll never live it down.

-THOT. and Hangry kittie.....LOL. xoxox.

Spring Is In The Air

Have your winter blues gone away yet?

That sounds like a comment for Paolo.

Special message for ER, if you're thinking of selling up and moving to Oregon.

ER needs to keep her strength up if she's moving.

ER is now looking to recruit the biggest assholes on disqus to join her gang 

of misfits,Dan, Gus,Charlotte and Paolo.

Have a good weekend everyone.